Landers

I was right, the conversation continued….

LandersUK: You’re right….. I’m sorry…. I should have known due to your lack of humour you wouldn’t find it funny.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: no its not due to lack of humour
Strawb3rryGa5he5: its due to excess of events that are still awfully tender that people think they can ake jokes about because they obviously find it amusing, and just because you find something funny, doesn’t mean we all have to you know adam, its not as if your sometihng we all aspire to be you know
LandersUK: I should hope no one aspires to be me

With this he signed off… I think he is trying to teach me a lesson!

Current events… he took a plastic butter knife to his wrists… He blames me for all this. He rang me from hospital … to tell me he was in hospital … He IM’s me to tell me about his current shags because he thinks I’m going to be jealous… I’m not… the sooner he finds happiness the sooner he’ll stop harassing me. He makes no effort to consider anything or anyone but himself. He claims to be so worldly-wise but from all I know of him, he knows nothing!

If I was you I’d take a little look and see if anyone has made a comment on this or the last three entries… I’m tempted to send him the link so he can come and have a look as I doubt he’ll look otherwise. he will go mad and he’ll e-mail live journal and ask them to remove me or the entries… oh well!

We’ll see.

The conversation from earlier continued… he started talking his rats… no their not rats… weasels… no… well they’re some sort of rodent… FERRETS! That’s it, they’re Ferrets… the babies as he calls them are his ferrets!

Strawb3rryGa5he5: and that reminds me i need to take the pix of them to school tomorrow, and e-mail them to Gaz so he can see my babies
LandersUK: How thrilling.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: hehehe
Strawb3rryGa5he5: yeah then they get to be confused by having two daddies
LandersUK: I’m sure one of you will be mommy
Strawb3rryGa5he5: lol no
LandersUK: yeah right.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: they can grow up to have problems just like daddy number 1
LandersUK: oh good.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: well bubbles already has issues
LandersUK: Not surprising
Strawb3rryGa5he5: hey fuck you that aint funny
LandersUK: yeah yeah yeah
Strawb3rryGa5he5: and it aint funny
LandersUK: Why?
Auto response from Strawb3rryGa5he5: I am a little busy right now, and I am unable to come to the computer, so just leave me a message or call me and I will do my best to get back to you.

He is finding it difficult to be a single parent to three Ferrets?
He has a brother, a sister, a mommy and a daddy and still he finds it hard being a “single parent” to three ferrets! This little boy has so many issues it’s scary!

As you can see after this point he put his away message up because I’d pissed him off… but having to have the last word he came back…

Strawb3rryGa5he5: its obvious why its not funny
LandersUK: Fair enough.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: because its obvious what you said WAS meant to be taken as an insult
LandersUK: No it wasn’t. It was meant as joke but I was forgetting your lack of sense of humour.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: no i do have a sense of humour just not when people make stupid comments, fine maybe it was meant as a joke, but maybe you should think about how people will react, after all i am so predicatble aint i?

He has a point… I should have known he’d lost his sense of humour and wouldn’t have found it funny.. he is after all predictable (although he says he’s not!)

For some reason I’m sure the conversation will

Right, now bear with me… the following is a conversation I had earlier today! This person thinks they know EVERYTHING about the world and if they ever read this I’ll get into trouble for that! He owns all his conversations and anything he says is his and no one else’s! I once mentioned his name on air and he went mad… he didn’t hear it, didn’t know in what way I talked about him but still without thinking he blew his top! Sad really. I’ve no doubt he’ll be mad when/if he reads this but hey… it’s my journal.. my thoughts… and yes I DO own MY thoughts.

So ignoring all the “hello’s” and “how are yous” here is show some of the conversation went….

LandersUK: Too late… once you’ve spoke to me you have no choice but to vote for me… that’s the law
Strawb3rryGa5he5: but you haven’t made the law
LandersUK: Yeah yeah yeah… that’s what they all say… they learn
Strawb3rryGa5he5: your insane
LandersUK: There’s no justice… there’s just me
Strawb3rryGa5he5: ok and now your just ripping off Death himself
Strawb3rryGa5he5: “there’s no justice… there’s just me” a blatent rip off of pratchett
LandersUK: Yes he does…
Strawb3rryGa5he5: the second lord of the rings movie they fucking ripped of pratchett
LandersUK: Okay then… how?
Strawb3rryGa5he5: in the twin towers book, gimli doesn’t say anything about female dwarves having beards
Strawb3rryGa5he5: yet in Guards
LandersUK: Have you read the Silmarillion?
Strawb3rryGa5he5: and the reason they can’t tell is because the femal dwarves look and sound just like the male dwarves
Strawb3rryGa5he5: no but i know what its about
Strawb3rryGa5he5: its the prequal to the hobbit
Strawb3rryGa5he5: explaining how sauron came to be and so on
Strawb3rryGa5he5: or something
LandersUK: Well if you had of you’d know that in that Tolkien talks of female dwarves having beards and how you can’t tell them apart from male dwarves… written a few years before Pratchett… Now who’s ripping who?
Strawb3rryGa5he5: i’ll believe it when i see it

One thing about Gregg (he’ll shout for mentioning his name… I’m quaking in my boots) is that he always has to be right. He feels he’s gone through so much that it makes him perfect and correct in everything he says and does! He’s a lovely lad, with a number of issues and a big chip on his shoulder thinking that the world owes him something… no it doesn’t!

The conversation continued…. (this is right from where it left off)

LandersUK: Oh how did I know that was coming.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: you didn’t know, your not psychic you just expected it
LandersUK: Which amounts to the same thing. Or you could say that you are predictable.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: no i can be predictable
Strawb3rryGa5he5: it doesn’t mean i am
LandersUK: <>
Strawb3rryGa5he5: i’m not predictable, i just have a few predicatble triats, my entire personality trait isn’t predictable
Strawb3rryGa5he5: hmmm actully that just made me think why the hell do people get into relationships with me

IT WAS A COMMENT… A JOKEY COMMENT!!!! Once again I have to be corrected! I do like the last thin he said though and can’t help but think how true it is.

The conversation continued…. he was talking about being dead… joyous subject!

Strawb3rryGa5he5: well yes but if i was dead i wouldn’t know what i was missing now would i
LandersUK: You don’t’ know that.
LandersUK: No one knows that.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: EEP
LandersUK: You could be down there looking up watching how your life would have gone.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: i need to go to the gym and start working out
LandersUK: neither am I… hell isn’t just a christian concept.
Strawb3rryGa5he5: yeah but i don’t believe in that shit

Once again, all it was a comment… something said that is often said in conversation just to fill a gap, be funny, make conversation, break the ice… anything it means nothing… but Mr. Righteous goes off again!

Sorry, I know I’m ranting but sometimes I get annoyed and this is my way of letting out rather than driving to Selly Oak and hitting a child! (I know, I’ve mentioned an area!!!!! I shall be damned to hell!)

Well it’s only ten days until we move in to the new house. If you want to see it then go to My New House and you can have a look round. I really should start packing more which I think I’m gonna go do in a bit.

I have a feeling when we move that I may not be on-line very much as we’ll have to the house ready and then get the PC’s set up and then get broadband back on etc etc. I keep getting this feeling that its gonna take forever!

Oh well… the excitement and joy and moving!

Oh and Dave, not all men are made of milk!