1. What is one food (or meal) you used to hate but now love?
I used to hate marzipan with a passion. Couldn’t eat it or anything with it on or in. Now I’ll eat it. Wouldn’t say I love it but I like it.
2. If you had to give up one of your favorite foods (or meals) for good, what would it be, and why?
It would be chicken fried rice. It’s my favourite ever meal and if you knew how much I loved it you’d know what a sacrifice it would be to give it up.
3. Which food seems like it should be healthy and isn’t, and do you eat it? Why?
Burgers full of lettuce often look like they should be healthy… but they aren’t… and I eat them… because they taste good!
4. If you were an item of food, personified, what would you be and why?
I’d be stale soup. Thick and off.
5. You’ve seen tomatoes and pies used for this purpose… now think of a more inventive item of food one could throw at someone. What is it and why would throwing it at someone be hilarious?
Bread. But made in a very special way! Using an automatic bread maker, follow the recipe for a normal white load but ignore the sugar. Leave it to bake for the allotted time in the bread maker. When you remove it, thanks to leaving out he sugar, you now have something the same size, shape and feel as a standard house brick. Throwing it at //**someone**// would be funny because it would knock them out and shut them up. It might even kill them.
