So we had a party today for one of our service users. For no reason other than it’ll stop him talking about wanting one and too be honest why shouldn’t we have one?
We invited other service users from all the other bungalows and from the community houses.
We knew one certain service user wouldn’t turn down and party invite.
We’ll call him Bernard as that’s a suitable pseudonym I think.
The first time I met him, months back, he shook my hand fiercely and said “that’s a nice watch, can I have it?”
So this afternoon we’re all sat eating table. Bernard sits next to me, bring his cake with him.
He looks at me. Pats me on my seasonally plump belly and says “you’re a bit fat to be eating cake aren’t you?”
Cunt.
So to add insult to injury he then pats my head and says “awww bald!”
Cunt!
