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Today, every MP should have a copy of 1984. Every one of them should then look at this image
and then read the book. Twice.

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The British Government truly is a pile of wank. As much as I’m thankful I don’t live there anymore so they can have little influence on my life my friends still do and I feel sorry for all each some a few of them. It may not be all his fault but as leader and as the figure head of Labour Gordon Brown should take some responsibility and apologise for being such a fuck up.

Okay, so he didn’t personally make the mistakes but if Lesley Douglas can resign from Radio 2 for the crap that those two cunts pulled then Brown can fuck off as well! All Jonathan Cunt and Russell Cunt did was “a prank” – they didn’t fuck up a country!

I’d like it noted that I have never like Ross or Brand and have always considered them vulgar cunts.

So we had a party today for one of our service users. For no reason other than it’ll stop him talking about wanting one and too be honest why shouldn’t we have one?

We invited other service users from all the other bungalows and from the community houses.

We knew one certain service user wouldn’t turn down and party invite.

We’ll call him Bernard as that’s a suitable pseudonym I think.

The first time I met him, months back, he shook my hand fiercely and said “that’s a nice watch, can I have it?”

So this afternoon we’re all sat eating table. Bernard sits next to me, bring his cake with him.

He looks at me. Pats me on my seasonally plump belly and says “you’re a bit fat to be eating cake aren’t you?”

Cunt.

So to add insult to injury he then pats my head and says “awww bald!”

Cunt!

I’ve lost some files!

A fucking script I’ve been working on and has gone. It’s not on the network hard-drive, it’s not on my hard-drive, it’s not on Spiros and it’s not on the memory key!

I do not want to have to retype the whole thing as they were edits made that I’m not going to remember but I know I’ll fucking end up doing that because that’s the type of whore-humping bitch I am!

I’m now going to have to delay my funding application because they will want a full script and I don’t fucking have one!

I can only think I’ve put it on a disc and put the disc somewhere safe! What is fucking me off even more is that I know I’ve worked on it on this mac! I know I have! So why the fuck isn’t it there now! It’s not something I’d delete and it’s not just the script missing but it’s the whole fucking file. This file contains my edited script, the original transcript, cast and crew paperwork, a location guide and a fucking recce sheet!

FUCKED OFF!

TO THE FUCKING MAX!!

Another cunting bad day!!

And it hasn’t even properly started!

I knew it, I just knew that something would fuck my plans up!

Now I’ve got to spend hours retyping stuff I’ve already done!

BOLLOCKS!

oh… and…

CUNT!

Cunt.

Nothing more, nothing less.

C u n t .