Landers

So yesterday I headed, with Brad, to my 9am appointment at A&E to see how I am after my head injury.

My headache has finally gone although today it appears to be back but only slightly but my eyesight is still screwed and today it feels worse. I’m seriously getting pissed off with this. The doc looked at my eyes and told me my pupils were different sizes and I have another appointment for ten days.

Bollocks!

After having Sky News on for the last four hours I finally decided to switch over. As there was fuck all on I ended up watching something called “Just Shoot Me” so I’m going to do just that fly to America, find the producers and directors (can’t blame the actors) and just shoot them. I consider this my civic duty.

Yes folks, once again I’m off to hospital!

While drying up I reached up to a high cupboard to put a big bowl away …

I stretched…

Stretched some more…

N e a r l y t h e r e . . .

SNAP goes something in my ankle!

No idea what but currently I’m sat on the sofa awaiting a lift. I can’t put any weight on my my right leg, can’t straighten it out and can’t let anyone (Brad) touch it!

I have swallowed back vomit twice and had tears in my eyes thrice.

Joy joy joy!

I’m in so much fucking pain!