I’ve not done one of theses for a while!
Lilly Allen
“I’ll quit music if fans don’t like my new album!” she says. Well fuck off then! Don’t waste the plastic on production you vile tramp! Did you guess that I can’t stand this talentless old bitch?
You Tube & Viacom
I had an email this [...]
Pointless and boring. I am watching a programme about the ultimate ten thrill rides and the people are talking about how on a “stand-up” roller coaster… you stand up! As the human body is used to being in a seated position when travelling then its huge thrill to be stood up – erm [...]
**Heath Ledger**
I don’t believe it was accidental. He had traces of oxycodone (Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodan), diazepam (Valium), temazepam (Restoril), alprazolam (Xanax) and doxylamine (over the counter sleep medicines like NyQuil) in his system. He was a not a stupid man.
**Jeremy Kyle**
Ahhh! Shut the fuck up! Shut up! How did this [...]
I fucking hate that programme. “Strictly Dance Fever” if you didn’t get that from the title.
Keep in mind that tonight is the first time I’ve watched it with any interest and that’s only because Doctor Who didn’t start on time due to the over run of the Cup Final.
My main gripe is that it [...]
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