So DFS will be singing with Waistlife, Eeeyoghann will be singing with Boycrone and Alexandrex will be singing with Bouncey Noes!
That should make for an interesting evening… won’t it Louis you big queen!
Waistlife are boring the hell out of me. They need to go back to the good ole days with pop dancey stuff to make any gayboy proud. Boycrone are just shit and always have been! As for Bouncey, well she used to be good. Crazy in Love was a great track but most of her recent stuff has just been awful. Apart from single ladies. That was ace. Mainly because it spawned the vidya below.
My suggestions for the duets…
DFS should sing with Brother Beyond. All of them (apart from the lurvely Nathan) shall have bags over their head and no microphones and be in the car park… or the middle of the M25.
Eeeyoghann should sing with Donald Trump. Matching hair and size makes them the ideal couple.
Alexandrex should sing with Oasis. They both look like they should be good, they have the potential to be great but their personalities makes them shit! Very shit. She’s good and she knows it… too well.
Bring back Austin! Austin to win!
Oh… the vidya… why would you?
Now… as I love the original vidya and song.. here it is…
