This one is strange but interesting and makes me giggle a little.

This one makes me giggle a lot!

Obviously as an avid fan of all things Apple and Mac I shouldn’t not find this funny.

But I do.

As nervous as I am now about posting You Tube videos again I feel a little safe as this one is not an advert.

So found this and it made me giggle..

From that it lead to this.. which also made me giggle….

An that lead to this… by which point I was nearly weeing…

Here’s hoping these don’t get over analysed!

I guess most of you have seen this advert.

Here’s the translation for you… in case you were wondering what they are saying.

Can I have permission to go out to the toilet
And fox,
I like cake,
Cake,
And Sharon Ni Bheolain,
I am wearing a jumper,
There are clouds in the sky,
Give me the cake”
Cake,
Quiet, road, girl, milk.

So DFS will be singing with Waistlife, Eeeyoghann will be singing with Boycrone and Alexandrex will be singing with Bouncey Noes!

That should make for an interesting evening… won’t it Louis you big queen!

Waistlife are boring the hell out of me. They need to go back to the good ole days with pop dancey stuff to make any gayboy proud. Boycrone are just shit and always have been! As for Bouncey, well she used to be good. Crazy in Love was a great track but most of her recent stuff has just been awful. Apart from single ladies. That was ace. Mainly because it spawned the vidya below.

My suggestions for the duets…

DFS should sing with Brother Beyond. All of them (apart from the lurvely Nathan) shall have bags over their head and no microphones and be in the car park… or the middle of the M25.

Eeeyoghann should sing with Donald Trump. Matching hair and size makes them the ideal couple.

Alexandrex should sing with Oasis. They both look like they should be good, they have the potential to be great but their personalities makes them shit! Very shit. She’s good and she knows it… too well.

Bring back Austin! Austin to win!

Oh… the vidya… why would you?

Now… as I love the original vidya and song.. here it is…

I love Fail Blog!

Ladies and gentlemen… I give you my sister.

So I’ve been listening to some bangra and boolywood tunes and thought I’d have a look on You Tube for some bits to steal watch when I found this.

If anything was going to put me off looking for Bollywood stuff it could be this.

Worth watching all the way through!

I couldn’t tell you why this is making me giggle so much, it just is!

I’ve not done one of theses for a while!

Lilly Allen
“I’ll quit music if fans don’t like my new album!” she says. Well fuck off then! Don’t waste the plastic on production you vile tramp! Did you guess that I can’t stand this talentless old bitch?

You Tube & Viacom
I had an email this morning informing me of my You Tube subscriptions and all their new videos. I know I was totally over reacting but I actually didn’t want to go and look at them because I don’t know just how much information is being passed around. If a court in the US wants to pass that law or whatever then let them, it’s up to the US people to fight it but why the fuck should MY privacy been invaded! Viacom own Blockbuster (Xtra-vision depending on where you live) and I’ve got visions of walking into my local store, choosing a DVD and at the counter being told by some spotty university drop-out that he thinks I’d prefer something else because his computer has just told him what I watch on You Tube! Fuckers!

Robert Mugabe, The UN, UK & US
The UK and US should be ashamed of themselves. If they were so willing to storm into Iraq (twice!) to sort some tinpot tyrant who was killing the citizens of that nation then soldiers should currently be in Zimbabwe. Robert Mugage needs fucking with a cattle prod. “The UN are in talks!” And I’m thinking we’ll sort out world poverty with a nice cup of sugary tea and hug! Fucking twats!

A Man Giving Birth
If this “man” was to marry a woman – in church with the full ceremony – would it be newsworthy? No. Not only because it’s just a “normal” wedding but also because it wouldn’t happen because his birth certificate states that he is a she and no church would allow the marriage to go ahead. So, if his birth certificate says he is a woman surely a woman has just given birth and not a man? I’m sorry if that sounds like I’m not supporting transgender and all that as I do, I’m just pissed off with listening to the news tell me a man has given birth.

Eircom
You are cunts.

This has got to be one of the greatest pop vidya’s I’ve seen in a long while!

I loved Hot Chip anyway but this is the shit!

P.S. Sorry haven’t been about. My gorgeous sister arrived on Friday morning (hence no Friday Five or blogging) and only left yesterday after an enjoyable few days. I’m in work all day today (it’s so good to say that!) but will blog when I get herm! Mwah x

Watch it all the way through! Hysterical!